| My Imajica Experience
       
      Landed March 30, 2007 4:00pm Landed at my hotel at 3:30pm. I started the
      following entry in the Sydney airport. I was planning to finish it when I got here. I'm very
      sweaty
 mule(it's uphill from the train station), I am in desperate need
      of a shower
 and I discovered the mini-bar has three untasted flavors of my
      favorite
 carbonated beverage. There's a nice view from the 12th floor
      of a good chunk
 of the bridge. It looks like rain and I'm in no hurry...maybe
      I'll finish
 this up later tonight. ;)
 Well, the first big bit, the JFK/SYD leg was
      quite a haul. I'm starting this in the gate area for my BNE flight that boards in an hour(careful,
      I may do
 some time weaving here). It's a very quiet lounge here in Sydney.
      Not a lot
 of domestic passengers and the windows are so well sealed that
      the planes
 appear to be taking off silently. It's a nice break from the
      long flight
 here in this new looking terminal. My malodorous self feels a
      bit out of
 place, I'll blame my post-flight funk on TSA not letting me pack
      a deodorant
 stick!
 Anyway, back to the matter at hand, I was
      starting a journal in a spiral bound notebook. I went and left it in my seat pouch in 50C. If
      you happen to
 see it... I'll just have to start again from memory, it should
      be easy and a
 good deal easier to manage than writing on the train from Albany.
 It seems just like yesterday morning...  I'm calling this section Electric Sunshine
       (on the ALB/NYP train 4/28)  I tried to get some sleep. The last time I
      checked the clock it was 3:55am. The packing session should have tuckered me out but I just laid
      there with
 my eyes closed. Nothing. You can't hurry good sleep, so I took
      the advice
 given to insomniacs; turn the lights on, get up and try again.
      I did,
 visiting the living room to grab my copy of Kijana from atop
      the
 entertainment center. A quick re-read of chapter 1 was all I
      needed. It
 wasn't blissful slumber, but my eyes were soon closed and I had
      a smile on
 my face.
 I woke up before my alarm at 6:58. I was soon
      triple checking my pack-out after a long shower. It took two trips to get to the car, stopping
      at the
 dumpster with trash and carrying the half bag of sweet oranges
      I couldn't
 bare to throw away, the second load was all business. I looked
      down to see
 it was 8:12 as I pulled out of my parking space.
 My "just in time system" was still
      working well. I saved my last visit to Sun Capsule for this morning. I opted to stay at 9 minutes for
      my last dose.
 I was directed to capsule Nassau this morning(I've noted a distinct
 Caribbean bias in the capsule names, I should speak to management,
      better
 yet, I'll send them a post card!). I said my goodbyes to the
      staff there and
 told them depending on how it goes, I may just be back for some
      maintenance,
 we'll see.
 Having a hunch things might get nuts in the
      last hours, I stopped at Amtrak and got my train ticket ahead of time. I recalled trying to get
      Jack Hanna
 on a train out of that station a month ealier after a flight
      caneled on him.
 As he was walking back to the van he had the "don't bother
      to open the door
 for my luggage" look on his face(sorry I'm diverting here,
      but I want to
 share this one). He got back into the front seat and sat shaking
      his head.
 "You know Keith, I've been in this business a long time
      and I've only fired
 four people, I just don't believe in it, you can work things
      out. But, that
 man at the counter in there, he would be number five!" File
      that one away, I
 thought as we completed the hour long circle back to Proctors
      Theatre that
 evening.
 My experience at the counter was happily much
      different. I popped right back out of the station with my ticket for the 10:23. A few minutes
      later my car
 was parked on the 3rd floor of the parking structure looking
      out over Villa
 Italia. I grabbed my day pack and headed into the office. I did
      a quick
 check of e-mail, no news yet from Jesse. The camera I agreed
      to carry was
 still on it's way from CA. I had checked the UPS site at 2:30
      and it had
 gotten as far as Louisville by 1:15. It was time for a CVS run(still
      needed
 the Tylenol PM) and maybe a coffee from Katz. As I was in front
      of the
 Arcade on State St I marveled at how at the sunshine and blue
      sky reminded
 me of my first day in Sydney two Octobers ago. I was scanning
      the street
 hoping to find a UPS truck making an early delivery when my cell
      rang. It
 was Jesse asking if I knew what a weather delay meant as far
      as UPS was
 concerned. He was only able to get info from his Blackberry and
      couldn't log
 to the UPS site. There was something about weather in the back
      of my head,
 remebering bits about a mid-west storm on the Weather Channel
      as I closed my
 bags. "I'll check into as soon as I'm back in my office.
      I finished my run
 to CVS and passed on the coffee. Minutes later I was tracking
      two packages.
 The didn't get on the truck in Menands until 8:30. Yikes! I tried
      calling
 the 800 number but when I asked, after the prompt, "Talk
      to a human", the
 answer back was, "I'm sorry I don't understand that request."
      Exactly! Time
 to go back to the street.
 At Chautauaua you know who the really connected
      people are, they have the personal cell phone numbers of the UPS and FedEx guys. I started
      doing loops
 around the Arcade and State Street looking for similarily connected
      people.
 They were in short, make that non-existant supply. I e-mailed
      Jesse who rang
 me back for an update. At 10:15 I started walking to my car.
      I figured I had
 30 minutes of local mobile search time to find the UPS truck
      and then have
 Craig drive me to the Albany station to catch the noon train.
      Just as I was
 crossing Broadway to the parking garage I looked to my right
      in time to see
 the UPS truck heading up State Street. By the time I quick stepped
      back to
 440 I literally crossed paths with the delivery man on his way
      out. Dottie
 announced the arrival to me as soon as I stepped off the elevator,
      she
 hadn't had time to ring my cell. Hmmm, the size of the boxes
      caused me to
 pause for a moment, this was going to be a challenge. Well, when
      you need to
 fix something fast you either do it with cash or gaffer's tape.
      I scooped up
 the boxes and headed for the stage. Passing Jim in the Arcade
      I asked if
 there was a stash of trick line somewhere I could borrow from.
      "Downstage
 right, I think Derek is there, too." I nodded to Jim and
      weaved around 100
 or so elementary school kids coming in the door for a chorus
      rehearsal. It
 suddenly felt like the All-County music fest as Chautauqua. Everything
      felt
 like summer and the sunshine bouncing in the doors had a surreal
      yellow
 quality to it. Everyone was in shirtsleves. The change had happened
 overnight. I had been expecting the last minute stress-induced
      tunnel
 vision, this was something very different. I had the feeling
      EVERYONE was on
 holiday.
 I quickly left the light and popped in the
      stage door, taking a long arc upstage around the other 100 children onstage. Derek caught the
      look on my
 face and was soon asking what he could do. When you need to fix
      something
 fast with gaffer's tape, ask a propman. As Derek was unspooling
      trick line I
 was slapping some gaff tape on the different sized boxes to keep
      them
 together. Derek had them tied up and string handles installed
      in less than 3
 minutes. Better than a rodeo!
 I dumped my new packages at the candy counter
      and zipped up to the second floor to coax Craig out of Bob's office. That was easy. We were
      on our way
 to the Albany station with time to spare. My Schenectady ticket
      was
 exchanged painlessly in under a minute(where were you for Mr.
      Hanna?) and
 after some good wishes from Craig, I was soon alone in the lounge
      with my
 pile to ponder.
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